tastefullyoffensive:

[specialbrowny]

betterthankanyebitch:

goals

thegeekyblonde:

and for my next prank, i take a metal bat to the throats of youtubers who make money off sexually harassing women in the street

colored

wouldyoulikefries:

unretrieved:

It takes about 3.4 seconds for me to go from “this is the best day ever” to “I want to stab every human being on planet Earth

That long? You are more patient than I am.

petemaximoff:

just so you know what is going on in my country right now:

  • votes came in for independence 45% yes 55% no
  • media very “”no”” centred and bias
  • unionists are now attacking yes voters
  • a seventeen year old girl has been stabbed
  • they are burning our saltire giving nazi salutes
  • our first minister resigns

please signal boost this 

anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

shagurlwho:

ishipitlikeups:

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background.