angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

awwww-cute:

My black lab puppy met a fawn

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

TEEN WULF by BETH

gnollengrom:

audreyii-fic:

Kili (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧

mabychan:

After I have seen the new batgirl I thought I could make a new nightwing too LOL

you kept the mullet

Send Mumbai Red-Light Area Girl to NY University!

doriansennui:

DONATE! You know how fucking hard it is to come by money for school in this country. $10 will get her a square three meals a day.

Psa 2 ants

princeowl:

plantpastelblog:

princeowl:

plantpastelblog:

Stop crawling on me

message from the ants: they say no and that you should buy more cilantro 

tell the ants i dont have throwaway cash to buy cooking herbs and they can get their own 

message from the ants: please we’re having mexican tonight 

martianwitchery:

when u want to reblog the cute in-color yj art but artemis is as pale as wally/dick/conner

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