So okay here’s the Batfamily’s approach to family fun

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• Dick tells everyone they’re going to Six Flags Great Adventure (because Gotham’s in New Jersey shut up yes it is).
• A week goes by.
• Dick wakes up at six in the morning to load up the minivan they totally have, he makes up a cooler with soda and chips and sandwiches and junk.
• Nobody else woke up because nobody was actually listening when he told them about this trip.
• Dick wakes them up anyway.
• Frowny faces abound.
• Bruce says they can go at night.  Dick tells him that this is impossible because the park closes and also that is not a normal family outing okay.
• Jason has an argument with the sun.
• Stephanie’s all pumped because, as previously mentioned, she wasn’t paying attention so this is like turning a normal day into an awesome vacation day alright.
• Also she and Cass and Tim were having a slumber party.
• Long story short, Tim’s wearing a dress and not hating it.
• Like seriously he don’t care.
• Jason wants to wear a dress too.
• Cass’ like no these are my dresses you’re gonna rip them.
• Dick digs out Bruce’s old undercover dress which fits just fine.
• Jason and Tim are good to go.
• Meanwhile Alfred’s trying to physically drag Damian out of his room and Tim and Jason come to help and Damian stares at them and calls them something nasty and Dick gets mad and says fine you don’t wanna come don’t come we don’t want you around anyway if you’re gonna be talking like that l8tr.
• Cass and Steph (who can’t share Cass’ bathing suits because Cass is tiny so she’s found her most floral underwear and sworn everyone to mouth shutting) hop into the trunk because it’s open space as minivans.
• Jason and Tim aren’t arguing because they’re too busy wondering why they never wore dresses before like this is boss.
• Dick is mad because Damian I thought I raised you better than that.
• Bruce doesn’t want to go but he does because he doesn’t want to tick Dick off anymore.
• Alfred gets out his khaki shorts and sunscreen.
• Damian comes down the stares with his head bowed and grumbles an apology to Todd and Drake and Jason sniffs and scoots over and Tim’s like watch it and Jason’s like shut up replacement you want him sitting on your lap.
• And okay Tim ends up on Jason’s lap.
• Dick’s all proud.
• He and Steph sing to the radio and everyone’s begging them to stop and Babs is with the BOP but she gets on the line and demands they stop too because she can hear them from Seattle.
• But then Bohemian Rhapsody comes on and you can’t just not sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody.
• Dinah and Helena get on the line and join in.
• Something hits the top of the minivan.
• It’s Clark.
• He’s radioing the Watchtower.
• They never did make it to Six Flags.

they never did make it to six flag omg

the new jersey six flags sucks anyways.

hershey park, now that’s fun.