maxistentialist:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.

togamis:

laughingstation:

people that have trouble gaining weight

YES SOME PEOPLE HAVE TROUBLE GAINING WEIGHT COULD YOU NOT BE A BAG OF FUCKING DICKS ABOUT IT

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE’S SKINNY/UNDERWEIGHT DOESNT MEAN THEY FUCKING ENJOY IT

ITS NOT LIKE I ENJOY BEING CALLED “SKIN AN BONES” OR GET THE QUESTION “ARE YOU ANOREXIC” JUST BECAUSE. IM FUCKING SKINNY

nightwank:

DAMN, THAT’S A COLD ASS HONKEY

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

dollarthedog:

“Did you pack your rawhides? How about your squeaky ball? Okay, sweetie, have a nice trip to the park!” <doggie smooch>

gingerhaze:

(made by sky665)

AMAZING!!

troyyy:

this is my favorite video of all time

221bowties:

BUTSEKS. Wake up spn fandom